Edward from Twilight comings up to Bella and is like "look...i have this really serious fantasy of you being fucking by a Nosferatu vampire...like i want you to get just jack hammered / smashed and vaginally destroyed by a buck toothed bald headed long fingered dusty dicked transparent skinned evil as fuck no morals killing people on old merchant ships asshole smelling like a crude oil rig 'Feratu mother fucker. while i jack off. and you just get off on Nosferatu fucking and sucking you...like Bella i really like the idea of 'Feratu's porridge colored / textured snake tounge lickin your second set of lips while you look at me in the eye and scream NOSFERATU IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR HUNKY ASS EDWARD!! NOSFERATU IS BETTER BECAUSE HE IS 1,002 YEARS OLD AND YOURE YOUNGER AND HE IS JUST HELLA HOTTER AND VAMPIRICER. and i would just hang my head in shame while Nosferatu makes you cum harder than that time i made my voice sound like Chris Browns voice" and Bella is totally shocked and disgusted and just horrifed. and so Edward is like "oh like no big deal...it was more of a fantasy ... like nothing serious...just like you know something-you know what just forget i mentioned anything ok?" but bellla can't forget it . she is totally freaked the fuck out. like she liked the idea of this beautiful ass boy vampire who is like 104 and like older than her gramps and grams and shit fucking the shit out of her and like wanting to kill her and shit. like shes into kinky shit like that. like Bella was even kind of into the idea of maybe for Eddy's 108th b-day letting him watch her and her dorm roomate Kimberly mess around and suck eachothers tits and and have faux sex but that was a BIG deal to her and shit. But now the fact that Edward is into the idea of her fucing one of those Nosferatu vamps is so UPSETTING. like Bella is like WTF did i get myself into here. So Bella looks at Edward's internet history (he tried to delete it but her Dad was a tech dude at Dells so she knows how to get around that shit...Edward is SO obviously 106...he knows less about computers than her Gramps...like Edward thinks Skype is a flavor of Funnel CaKE) and Bella finds all this Nosferatu and decrepit demon porn (DDP). Just basically hardcore porn of 'Feratu's and cobweb covered demon's fucking pretty white girl's while their sexy refelective skin vampire watch. It's all about weird humiliation for both parties. So Bella is just disgusted but what THE FUCK is she supposed to do. like she married this dude and had a vamp baby by him. So anyway Bella calls loveline later than night....
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