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Best Records of 2011:

Prurient - Bermuda Drain (Hydra Head)
Alberich – Psychology Of Love (Hospital)
Rene Hell - The Terminal Symphony (Type)
Stillbirth - Toward Sailor (Hospital)
Ashdautas / Bone Awl - Split (Black Twilight)
Iceage - New Brigade (Escho)
Raspberry Bulbs - Nature Tries Again (Hospital)
Vatican Shadow - Kneel Before Religious Icons (Hospital)
Vatican Shadow / Contrepoison The Serpent Carries Him Back Into Paradise (Hospital)
Earn - A Following Shadow (PPM)
Strongblood - The Beaten Paths Of Youth (Self Released)
Martial Canterel - You Today (Wierd)
Xeno & Oaklander - Sets and Lights (Wierd)
Inc. - 3 (4ad)
James Ferraro – Far Side Virtual (Hippos In Tanks)
Total Abuse - Prison Sweat (PPM)
White Dog - Triturate (PPM)


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Yellow Tears SXSW
ANENZEPHALIA, PHARMAKON, OMEI, KAMA RUPA, LUSSURIA+FFH (TESCO FEST)

BITCH PLZ (SERIOUSLY PLEASE) :/

Edward from Twilight comings up to Bella and is like "look...i have this really serious fantasy of you being fucking by a Nosferatu vampire...like i want you to get just jack hammered / smashed and vaginally destroyed by a buck toothed bald headed long fingered dusty dicked transparent skinned evil as fuck no morals killing people on old merchant ships asshole smelling like a crude oil rig 'Feratu mother fucker. while i jack off. and you just get off on Nosferatu fucking and sucking you...like Bella i really like the idea of 'Feratu's porridge colored / textured snake tounge lickin your second set of lips while you look at me in the eye and scream NOSFERATU IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR HUNKY ASS EDWARD!! NOSFERATU IS BETTER BECAUSE HE IS 1,002 YEARS OLD AND YOURE YOUNGER AND HE IS JUST HELLA HOTTER AND VAMPIRICER. and i would just hang my head in shame while Nosferatu makes you cum harder than that time i made my voice sound like Chris Browns voice" and Bella is totally shocked and disgusted and just horrifed. and so Edward is like "oh like no big deal...it was more of a fantasy ... like nothing serious...just like you know something-you know what just forget i mentioned anything ok?" but bellla can't forget it . she is totally freaked the fuck out. like she liked the idea of this beautiful ass boy vampire who is like 104 and like older than her gramps and grams and shit fucking the shit out of her and like wanting to kill her and shit. like shes into kinky shit like that. like Bella was even kind of into the idea of maybe for Eddy's 108th b-day letting him watch her and her dorm roomate Kimberly mess around and suck eachothers tits and and have faux sex but that was a BIG deal to her and shit. But now the fact that Edward is into the idea of her fucing one of those Nosferatu vamps is so UPSETTING. like Bella is like WTF did i get myself into here. So Bella looks at Edward's internet history (he tried to delete it but her Dad was a tech dude at Dells so she knows how to get around that shit...Edward is SO obviously 106...he knows less about computers than her Gramps...like Edward thinks Skype is a flavor of Funnel CaKE) and Bella finds all this Nosferatu and decrepit demon porn (DDP). Just basically hardcore porn of 'Feratu's and cobweb covered demon's fucking pretty white girl's while their sexy refelective skin vampire watch. It's all about weird humiliation for both parties. So Bella is just disgusted but what THE FUCK is she supposed to do. like she married this dude and had a vamp baby by him. So anyway Bella calls loveline later than night....

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REMEMBER CERTAIN LIFESTYLE CHOICES UP TO THIS POINT

I SWEAR I WANTED TO FUCK HER

• Sheneneh Jenkins: A stereotypically flashy Detroit "ghetto girl," she is owner/operator of Sheneneh's Sho' Nuff Hair Salon, whom Lawrence played in drag. Mama Payne and Sheneneh were the only two characters Lawrence played as women on the show, and both characters hated Gina. Though Sheneneh is awkwardly tall and thick in build, she often characterizes herself as a "la-a-a-dy." She's portrayed as being very mouthy, confrontational, and feisty. She lives in the apartment across the hallway from Martin's, and factors into many of the plots by picking fights with Gina, and especially Pam, out in the hallway. Sheneneh has several girlfriends who appear occasionally. Those being shown are Keylolo (rapperYo-Yo), Bonquisha (actress Kim Coles), and Laquita.

• Edna (Mama) Payne: Martin's shrill, extremely frenetic, and easily excited mother, who is insanely overprotective of Martin, and who dislikes Gina immensely. Comically, Lawrence's mustache was never covered with stage make-up while in this role. Mama's mustache was occasionally the subject of a sharp retort by Gina when she and Martin argued. She has a brother named Junior (portrayed by John Witherspoon). Mama does not appear in the fifth and final season.

• Otis: An abrasive, Draconian, potbellied old man who is always seen in uniform while on his job as a security guard. Otis is usually seen melodramatically attempting to keep order whether there's trouble or not. Because of his immense gut, advanced age, and oafish appearance, Otis is often taken for a weak old man who just acts tough. Because of this, he's often challenged in some way, usually to physical altercations, which he is more than willing to engage in. Surprisingly, his buffoonish style of wrestling and unexpected strength always catch his "antagonists" off guard, and he is invariably the victor, easily defeating all challengers. In his final episode on the show, he moves to an unnamed island. Otis does not appear in the fifth and final season.

• Jerome: A loudmouthed, aging, still well-funded, once-flashy but now-faded Detroit pimp. He runs an illicit casino, sports a family-heirloom "gold toof-es" in his mouth, was once voted Detroit's "Player of the Year," and has his sights set on Pam. He often speaks in rhyming sentences. Usually Jerome appears on the scene with his signature tune ("Oooh, oooh, oo-oo-ooh, I say Jerome's in the house, I say Jerome's in the ah-um-ah-um...watch yo' mouth!") Jerome's final appearance on the show as in the episode Uptown Friday Night (that parodies Uptown Saturday Night) which somewhat wrote him out of the series as his last line was "And that's the eeeend!". Jerome does not appear in the fifth and final season.

• Roscoe: A 10-year-old kid with a constantly runny nose and a very smart mouth. Lawrence played the role by standing on his knees, with shoes attached to his kneecaps. Roscoe only appears once during the fifth and final season.

• Dragonfly Jones: A martial arts "expert" who is beaten up in nearly every appearance. He always seems to owe money to a real martial artist, who is actually a student of Dragonfly's named Kenji, who would often beat Dragonfly up when he refused to pay him some small sum he was owed. Dragonfly does not appear in the fifth and final season.

• Bob: A white man who works in an unknown capacity at the marketing firm where Gina is employed, Bob is best described as a stereotypical surfer-dude-cum-redneck. He speaks in a Southern Californian accent mixed with a Southern twang, and often uses words like "dude" and "man," even in professional settings. Lawrence achieved his appearance as this character with stage make-up and a prosthetic nose attachment to make him appear white, as well as wearing a long, blond mullet wig to complete the look. Bob only appears in 2 episodes, once in the first season and again in the second season.

• Elroy Preston: The fictional "Godfather of Black Surf Music" who is now completely forgotten and washed up. Preston works as an auto mechanic, and is best known for randomly breaking into song while performing his mechanical duties. He often distracts himself and irritates others when reminiscing on things that involve his trademark song, which consists only of Preston singing "Don't you know no good!" over and over. He is seen mostly in the first three seasons. He makes one appearance in the fifth and final season.

• King Beef: Cole's favorite '70s blaxploitation movie actor, which is actually Lawrence in a huge bodysuit. Whenever trouble arises, he feels the overwhelming need to dance. It doesn't matter if he is on the run from Godzilla—he always finds time for dancing, and always with his scantily clad female co-stars flanking him. He is only seen during the first two seasons.

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